They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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