why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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