we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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