so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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