I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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