I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Randomize
