ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
