im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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