i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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