David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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