Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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