dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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