Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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