and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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