i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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