So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
operation harelip BJ is a go
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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