is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
