im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
40s are totally the cure
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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