It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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