im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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