I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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