I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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