I wish I only lived at night.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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