More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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