It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
one might say we're banned from that church
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
