Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We are two peas in an std pod
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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