it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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