Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Blood and glitter go together right?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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