I will die if light touches me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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