i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm always down for nudity.
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