Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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