ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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