check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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