Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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