I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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