This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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