Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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