she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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