Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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