she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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