When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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