I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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