even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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