I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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