ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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