U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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