Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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