Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i think my mom watched the whole time
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
