So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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