where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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