i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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